Dear d2,

wow. I thought I was the only one that just got a fucking check.

To add (or one up) your sorrow. This year, I finally received my promised 21st birthday present (diamond earrings) on my 29th Christmas.

Lovely. Beautiful, but fuck me - that's not my Christmas present. It's a way overdue IOU. And with interest, they are smaller than they should be...(I know I sound snotty and spoiled but when you have 15 years of insincere gifts, you get a little resentful...trust me).

Call me. We'll go out with our big fat checks and I'll buy you something, you buy me something...

Truly thinking of you,
blondie

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Mr Ed said...
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Anonymous said...

blondie,

Sounds good ... Mexico in February?

d2