While discussing Britney Spears:

Friend: I've never seen such a nosedive in the history of ever.
C: Seriously, right?
Friend: Federline had us worried and then the timebomb went OFF. What a nightmare.
C: Its kind of like the Pearl Harbor of our time.
Friend: This is serious.The terrorists have won when no one cares about Britney's choo-chah.

He's so right.

Love,
c

ps: We miss you and your catchy tunes, Britney. Hurry home soon. Get your shit together first, though. Do it for America!