Dear Handsome Coworker,

The other night was a nice change and I was looking forward to a lot of heavy petting and kissing. Instead you threw up on me. I mean WTF??? Can you not handle your drinks? I was highly disappointed and I expect you to make this up to me in a huge way. When I say huge I mean fantastic mind blowing sex. You have one more chance to get this right.

Can't wait to see you tomorrow!

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