Dear Next Target,

It seems as though I've already reeled you in. Nice. Piece of cake.

I'm wondering if it would be kosher to tell you that I fully intend to take advantage of you. Something tells me you could def do a body good.

There is one problem though...I'm not really into dating you. It's not anything personal...I just don't feel like messing with the formalities which only hinder me from getting.that.ass.

While it seems as though what I am going to offer you (pure hooking) should be something most boys your age dream of, I'm worried about how you will take it. You've already called me out on playing games (...my B!). I'm guessing you will assume I'm a slut...which is quite on the contrary...but honesty is the best policy, right?

Hoping For A Big One,
A