Dear Jack Daniels,

A good time to stop drinking you is right around the fifth time I ask my friend, "What's the name of the one I'm gonna hook up with again?"

IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.

You Are The Devil (But You Taste SooOooo Sweet),
CF

P.S. - On a sidenote, I think if there was a real man named Jack Daniels he'd be really really ridiculously good looking. Like a mix between Jack and Sawyer from LOST. And I'd probably (definitely) tap that. Just sayin'.