Dear Eyelashes On My Left Eye,

I just went to go put mascara on you...when I realized you were significantly shorter than normal (and the right eye for that matter). It seems as though I singed you off last night in my attempt to smoke the mary j. i knew it was a bad idea lighting my malfunctioning piece too closely to my face...but at the time i did not comprehend the repercussions for said actions.

Hoping You Grow Back Soon (And bring my eyebrows back with you!),
A