Dear Homeless Man That I Let Kiss Me and Hold My Hand For About 2 Blocks Last Night,

You were super fun and nice, and I'm sorry I told you that you should "probably get a house" -- that was kinda harsh. But if you give me any of those cuddly diseases I posted about yesterday, I am gonna be REALLY pissed off.

Exfoliating Like There's No Tomorrow,

1 comment:

Sarah said...

this is the best dear life I've ever read.