Why are you such a bitch?! You have to steal everyone's thunder. Can't you just let other people be happy for once? Every time something good happens to anyone you have to one up them. It's getting really annoying. Especially when I tell you where I am getting married (if it ever happens), and now, surprise, you're planning your wedding for the same venue.
Grow up, you aren't in high school anymore where everyone worshiped the ground you walked on. Now they all talk about how big of a whore you are.
PS- you know that guy you are totally in love with and would cheat on your fiance with at any moment who won't give you the time of day? Well, we're kind of dating...maybe my wedding will be better after all.