Dear Hangover,

Haven't seen you in a while. I thought that I was immune to you considering the many nights of careless drinking and tom foolery without your filthy, rotten effects to remind me of how retarded humans really are. And then BAM! Five hours of drinking sounded like a good idea until you showed up this morning (really it wasn't morning, it was more like 6:15 in the PM). Seriously, though........FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!!

Trying to make the world stop spinning,
DeL