Dear People On Facebook,

You are NOT ALLOWED to list your boyfriend's name as an interest. That is douchy.

You've been fairly designated your section to proclaim to the world that you're in a relationship in the "relationship status" category.

Go to town. Define it. Identify the person you are actually in a relationship with, if you prefer, and leave it at that.

Interests are for things like "hot yoga" OR "oil painting" OR "covering my body in latex because I happen to like the sensation". Acceptable interests do not include: "Michael", "Doug", or "John Blake Pressburg III ;)!!!!"

Wondering how many hours a day you spend thinking about if you can start a wedding registry at Lilly Pulitzer in hopes that you'll get a ring before graduation,
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