Dear Eve,

I'm so pissed at you. I forgot a sports bra today for my daily 'after work run'. I can't run without a sports bra because it would be painful...but I HAVE to run because you bit that damn apple and God punished us for your actions with slow moving metabolisms.

Bouncing around,
Em

PS - to all you dear-lifers...it is really refreshing to have someone to blame your female issues on. Try using the phrase "I'm so pissed at Eve" at any moment when you have cramps, can't have sex when you want to, or are subject to the horrendousness of being a female. Say the phrase out loud. Not only is it funny, but it relieves a lot of stress.