Dear Roommate's brother,

You are a nice guy and all, but I feel compelled to remind you, YOU DO NOT LIVE HERE. So please cease and desist these activities:

- Leaving stacks of plates in the sink- I never see you cook anything so I don't know where they all come from.

- Leaving huge piles of crap strewn about- you are unemployed, its not like you don't have time to clean up after yourself.

- Eating my food without asking

- Using our shower and leaving gratutious amounts of hair in it- If you are wondering how much is gratuitous the answer is any. What were you shaving in there anyways, a cat?

Thanks.

You're lucky you are smoking hot,
Shameless