Dear Person Who Stole My Sidekick,

I would like to thank you, again, for being a complete scumbag. You're making everything suck. I have to cash my first, SHITTY ass paycheck and spread it evenly among everything. Should I pay my Grandma back or get car insurance?! Hmmm. And, I need a Sidekick. Since they cancel my plan and charge me $175 if I don't have one after a certain amount of time. Yeah! This is awesome. So, again, thank you for fucking everything up.

-SS