Dear Boys/Men/Guys/Members of the Opposite Sex:

I f*cking hate every last one of you. Ass-faced bastards. Even so, hurry up and do me already.

Go straight home after,
b

PS Okay, okay, so this is not exactly accurate. I only wanna do SOME of you. I still definitely hate ALL of you, though.

PPS Why did I say yes to a date tonight w/ someone I don't wanna do when I wanted to go on the pull instead? Not so smart.