Dear Southern "Gentleman",

There is a fine line between chivalry and manners. Asking me if I am okay on my own before you get up to visit the little boys room is polite and considerate. Refusing to go to the bathroom because you assume I am completely unable to stand at a bar by myself, surrounded by men,for 5 minutes, is sexist and arrogant on your part. Listen, fucktard. You just stepped off the plane for your very first trip to NYC. I have lived here, by myself, for 4 years. How in the fuck did I ever survive this big, bad city without you by my side? Bestill my fucking heart. I am not helpless, don't you fucking dare try to even insinuate I am.

If we were to go head-to-head in a contest of hard-knocks, you would call "uncle" years before me. My rent is more than your fucking mortgage - and you have 2 incomes. I don't live in the same zip code as my parents. Don't act like I am some wilting violet and you came to my aide. I am more successful and strong than you will ever be.

Views like yours are the reason I don't want to get married. I was joking that since your wife actually likes to watch football, and you still watch her shows that you hate with her. There really isn't a compromise there, you're just whipped. Your reaction to stare at me and tell me that if I EVER EMASCULATE my husband in any way he WILL go cheat on the first woman that gives him a compliment is both completely disturbing and FUCKED UP. Could you have overreacted any more? And could your views be more tainted? Really, the fact that your wife tricked you into watching Felicity would be grounds for an affair? Maybe you misunderstood the minister, Felicity wasn't mentioned in your vows, asshole, fidelity was. I PITY your bassakwards marriage.

By the way, the word faggot is unnacceptable in the year 2007. The fact that you so freely said it in a bar in New York only furthers your ignorance and my disgust.

Your red-neck is showing,
Blondie


ps dearlifers- This was not a date. I am not a homewrecker. An old friend, whom I clearly have grown apart from, was in town on business and I met him for a drink.