Dear STUPID DRUNK WHORE who pulled the fire alarm when I was ALMOST asleep,

I fucking heard you seeing as my bedroom is right next to the side door stairwell. If I find you....I am blowing a whistle in your ear until you go deaf. Do you know how fucking hard it is to put clothes on in 30 seconds? I HATE YOU. On the other hand....you did cause us to have a fabulous 1 am power hour....well power 2 hours....but on the third hand....its also going to be your fault when I miss my 9 am. Somehow I don't think an alarm pulling induced 1 am power hour counts as a valid excuse. Can you please save that shit for friday nights? Some people have classes on friday, unlike you tramps who work your schedule around 50 cent beer night.

Writing this after I missed my 9 am class because I was not about to walk to that shizz in the rain,
Charlotte