Dear Aklen Place Town Homes in Hillsborro Village,

I look forward to making you my new home in June. Not only are you a town home rather than an apartment, give us access to a pool, and come with a washer and dryer.... I will once again only be 2 minutes away from Aids. Yes that's what I said, 2 minutes.

How excited are you? It will be like our rendezvous on West End!

Rock on,
Tink