Dear Universe,

WHAT am I doing that you are so pissed off at me?! I don't get it. On Friday I get chewed out by my boss for being late (which is maybe a little uptight but, OK, valid). I feel really guilty and vow to do better. Monday - I wake up bright and early, even have time for breakfast (!), and hop on the metro only to have some assface get sick, forcing the whole fucking train to evacuate and wait 15 minutes for another one. Surprise - late to work. WAH. Tuesday - I'm up early, munchin' my granola...I stroll down the street to the metro and only THEN do I realize that I left my entire wallet (with my metro card) in my OTHER coat. So, I sprint home and then back to the station - in heels no less- and get to work 10 min late to find my boss waiting for me at the front desk. No.fucking.fair. I mean, I understand being punished for being lazy/not giving a crap, but COME ON! - you're just being hateful.

Boo, You Whore,
CF