Dear Sexual Harassment Training,

I can't believe I really just got to waste an hour and a half of the workday on you, eating cookies in the back of the room with my gay bff/coworker and giggling, passing notes, and making generally inappropriate comments during the redonkulous early-to-mid 90s video we were shown for educational purposes. Also thanks for being company-wide and mandatory, so I could see the hottie who works at another branch and sexually harass him with my eyes the entire time. Karma's back on my side, bitch!

Hearts,
CF