Dear Everyone I Know and Will Ever Meet,

Please do not hold me accountable for any of my actions from Thursday, January 17th through Monday, January 21st. Why?

A- It is a long weekend
B- It is my birthday
C- All of my best friends are coming into town
D- Do I even need anymore reasons?? Oh, but A bringing some ganga I should maybe throw in there.

This is so going to be totally worth Tuesday January 22nd's hangover and general remorse for my poor life choices.

Happy Birthday and MLK Day to Me!!!
G