Dear Ex-Sorority Sister/Facebook Friend,

Something is not right about the following list of interests:
....shopping!, flip cup, MY BABY (due March 15th!!!!), beer, dancing on tables at bars (probably not a good idea now that i'm pregnant!).....

ESP. when your profile picture is your ULTRASOUND. Ugh.

My Soul Is Vomming More Than A Pregnant Lady With Morning Sickness,
CF

P.S. - Who even puts 'dancing on tables at bars' as an interest anyway?! TRA-SHY.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

um, yeah. about that.

um...i think you might want to call the child services NOW because there has got to be something wrong with a woman who: a) puts her child as a mere "interest" on facebook, and then b) follows it up with "beer" as another interest.

highly disturbing. Especially the part where she renounces dancing on tables, or at least until the baby arrives. what a great role model! this lady might give the brit a run for her money in motherhood. :)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she even knows who the daddy is. Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode to me.

CF said...

oh don't worry, the daddy is a fugtastic piece of WT with busted teeth. niiiiiiiiice.

Anonymous said...

fun.

Anonymous said...

If I were "flip cup" or "dancing on tables in bars", I'd be embarrassed to be associated with her.