Thanks for the season tickets to the Boston Theatre company for my 24th birthday?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?! I guess it was a really sweet thought, but who exactly were you thinking of when you bought these for me? I HATE the theatre!!!!! Oh, and people my age like to DRINK A LOT, not go to plays!!! Going to the theatre is something we only do if it involves getting some after..........and since I am single, thats not going to happen.
P.S. IM SCREWED!!!!!!!!! How to I go about finding a hot guy in Boston who is willing to go to a play with me? Suggestions welcome!