Dear b,

Unlike every other woman on this planet, I do not find the word "moist" to be aversive. When I think of the word moist, I think of cakes infused with sour cream, or something equally as delicious and calorie filled.

Nor do I dislike the word "panties". It's actually a good word in my book as long as you are an attractive human being that's saying it.

You Did Remind Me That I Hate The Word "Womb" Though,
A