Dear Random Rash on My Left Ring finger -

Could you be anymore of a blatant sign! Gaawwww! Ok, I get it! I am not meant to be in any sort of committed relationship. Obviously the very thought of it caused you to appear on the one part of my body that represents a future with someone. I realize my sorry attempts at a real relationship have been nothing short of pathetic, but if you're not a sign that I should run away from any sort of serious relationship then I don't know what is. If I promise to abort all embankments toward a committed relationship, will you please stop itching and go away?

You're Fug Anyway,
Mo