Dear A:

If you'd had my heart-stopping, blood-curdling experiences w/ the offensive "m" word, you'd definitely add it to your list. And I don't mind "panties," either. However, put the "m" word together w/ the "p" word and add "milky." OR, have a total creepy hooker-murdering perv co-worker draw it out ("moi-eee-sss-ttuh") and then raise his eyebrows in a suggestive way. Yeah, you kinda hate it now, don't you?

Thank Margo and Mark in Austin for the trauma,
b

PS I actually had to make a drink after reliving both of those memories. *shudder*