Dear Men,

If you sleep with a girl that you are dating, it's imperative that you call her the next day, if nothing more than just to validate her actions. If I'm giving it up to you, especially as early as date 3, a call is what we as females see as an appropriate way for you to show that you a) don't think we are sluts b) want to still go out and c)still have some respect left for us. No matter how chill, secure, and level-headed we appear, it still our WORST FEAR that you will sleep with us and never talk to us again. Even if you think it is clear that you are "not that type of guy", guess what, there are shittons of guys who look, talk, and act just like you who dick girls over on the daily. All we really ask for is a quick "Hello" and "I had fun" or "Let's do it again sometime." Is that too much to expect?? Extend that common courtesy. Just do it. You are saving us massive amounts of paranoia by staying consistent. Just trust us, you don't know what it's like.

If you don't initiate contact after a bedtime rendevouz, we are left feeling used and filled with regret. Especially if we really like you.

Don't Fuck this up for Everyone,
Third Date Girl